✓Calibrate your culinary imagination!-- because you're boring, and I'd rather look at my smart phone.

✓Discover why vanity metrics are BS, and interpretations of folk are funny, and y'all abunch of wannabe sociologists ;).

✓ Learn how to have flavor, as you make history!, and create culture--in real life.

✓You'll learn across the hard and soft sciences about ovens, doughs, sauces, flakes, Spanish, Mexican, Native American, etcetera, toppings -- AND about chile!